Banker: How can I help you young man?
Stan: I got a hundred dollar check from my grandma and my Dad said I should put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.
Banker: Well thats fantastic, a really smart decision young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund that will reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compound interest... and it's gone.
Stan: Uh what?
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